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Mix it up a bit

So it's Tuesday, the designated sex night, and you are dreading going home,  or worse, to his house. You are pissed at the fact that the traffic is moving so freely. Why couldn't there be the good old traffic jam on causeway. Damn these highways! You're exhausted and not really in the mood for the heavy breathing and sweating. Couldn't today be Monday you think. Well my girlfriend once told me that there was nothing a little patience, time and crazy glue couldn't fix and I figure she's right (ex the crazy glue part, it doesn't work on your shoe heel that falls off in the pouring rain). What you need to do is pull over, take out your pen and a piece of paper and listen to what your Taboo Tutor has to teach.

Nothing says vibes kill like a timetable. Relationships thrive on spontaneity. Who sets a timetable for sex? Ok, Saturday, go to the laundry. Sunday, bathe the dog. Monday, go to the gym. Tuesday, do boyfriend. Wednesday, play Sudoku. Thursday... you get the drift. The key to keeping the intimacy and vibrancy alive is to, mix it up a bit. Change the location and add a few toys.

Beenie Man was right on the ball when he said "pon bed, pon floor, against wall..." Nothing enhances the experience like changing up the routine. You love to stay in your bed because it's comfortable. You can just lie there, not doing much of anything, but have you thought about all the other areas of your apartment/home? Your couch could be a great spot, the carpet (just be wary of carpet burn), leaning against the wall, the shower! There are so many areas that can add to the experience.

Your options are not limited to inside your house either. Your car is a great spot. Think Titanic, when Rose and Jack were in the coach in the storage area of the ship. Imagine being in the throes of passion and seeing the windows and windscreen fogging up from the heat of your passion… hot huh! Your balcony or verandah could be another spot. You must be discreet however. Wear enough clothing so that should anyone pass by they wouldn't see much. Also keep the sounds of passion to a minimum. The last thing your neighbors want to hear is you in ecstasy.

Don't get me wrong I am not knocking the whole idea of planning stuff. Some of the best experiences come from great planning. You plan a weekend getaway. You plan your wardrobe, you plan what edible goodies you will use to 'garnish' your man. At the end of the day though, sex should not be a task. It should be something you enjoy. It is something that expresses the deep affection and desire that you have for each other.

It's almost 7, and I am sure you have gotten the drift. So what to do about tonight? Stop at Mega Mart and get some ice cream or any sweet edibles of your choice so that you can garnish and sweeten the 'main course'. Worried about your lack of energy? Get a Taboo or two. Don't forget that Taboo contains Damiana leaf extract which is a natural aphrodisiac. It also containsSchizandria berry extractthat rids the body of fatigue, Vitamin B6, B12 and Inositol which boosts your energy and a favorite, Caffeine and Taurine which keeps you alert